Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Sue York City.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
It's allergy season again?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's a tuna's favorite game?