Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Sue York City.
What is a table you can eat?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How do hurricanes see?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do actors go to pray?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?