Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do elephants have trunks?