Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do horses reside?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?