What do you call an animal pop star?
Justin Beaver.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?