What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?