What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What sweet treat never panics?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What bird is always sad?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?