Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why was the mime upset?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Surprise!!!!
What time of day was Adam created?