Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What game do mice love to play?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Want to hear a joke about construction?