How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What animal should you never play poker with?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What horn never makes a sound?