Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Because that's when the Taco Bell® would ring.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why are cowboys always religious?
When should you stop for a glow worm?