Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Because that's when the Taco Bell® would ring.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?