What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?