What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?