Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
It's allergy season again?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How are mountains able to see?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?