Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the fish blush?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do stars go to college?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?