How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did the fish blush?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How was the wedding?