How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which elf is the best singer?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?