What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Getting a harecut.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why was the mime upset?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?