What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the fish blush?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?