Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
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What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do elves learn in school?
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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?