Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which computer won the talent show?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?