Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
How do bees get to school?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which state is the cleanest?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?