What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?