Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a peanut in space?