Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?