Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What building always gets stains on it?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?