Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Where do kittens go to school?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?