Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the dog overweight?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?