How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is furniture so generous?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How do snowmen get information?