How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What math figure is also in the band?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is the most faithful insect?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?