Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
What condiment has wings?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What superpower do all middle children have?
