Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What style of music weighs the most?