How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do fish do at parades?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?