Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do bees get to school?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the confused bee say?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?