Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
Which is the worst season?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?