What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do frogs get to work?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a cat's favorite board game?