What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to sweep!
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?