What do ocean animals do when it snows?
They build a snow-manta ray!
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the loudest sport?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?