Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How do horses navigate at night?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?