Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?