Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?