Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What nationality are most fish?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?