Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's the opposite of irony?