Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?