What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
