What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do fish do at parades?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?