What fish sings the best?
The in tuna fish.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What are the strongest days of the week?