Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What are you studying in math?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?