Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?