Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Where do actors go to pray?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?