Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?