Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?