What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?