What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?