What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why is a computer so smart?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?