What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why is a computer so smart?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What birds always travel in twos?
How does a cow do math?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?