What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's the scariest letter?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?