What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What game do mice love to play?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?