What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which bug is related to you?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?