Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Because they have a lot of Christmas cheer.
Why was the computer cold at work?
How do birds threaten one another?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
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Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do actors go to pray?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?