Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?