What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?