What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What condiment has wings?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?