What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
They gru-yere up so fast!
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?