Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are cars magic?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?