What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?