What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do horses navigate at night?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?