Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?