Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
When do astronauts eat?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?