Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What is a cow's dream job?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What birds make average students?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?