Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?