What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?