Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is a table you can eat?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Surprise!!!!
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?