Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call bears with no ears?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?