What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?