What do you call hiking college students?
The walking debt.
How was the wedding?
What's black and white and red all over?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What math figure is also in the band?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?